Lash Out Irrationally

Been overthinking since 1978.

Texts From Last Night…My Life Edition December 21, 2011

Filed under: Funny — Erin @ 7:28 pm

These I can totally relate to:

 

(508):

Well, I’m off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I’m 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like “ohhh THERE’S where I went wrong!!”

 

(715):

I’m drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I’m not drunk. I’m just happy with my life so far.

 

(267):

my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle

 

(973):

you had me at cake vodka

 

Why can’t I quit that site?!  www.textsfromlastnight.com

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